Our story begins with a boy, a boy who is now a man on a lifetime journey to destroy the greatest evil to ever sing upon this earth! And this boy… Man is now on the final leg of his epic journey to slay this wicked siren!
In the epic tale of, SOME GUY WHO REALLY FUCKING HATES AVRIL LEVINE!
Our story begins in the edges of a truly evil place a place of unspeakable horror where the souls of the damned whale in agony begging for mercy from their unspeakable torment, and Avril Lavigne concert where our hero Some guy which is short for That one asshole over there prepares for the greatest test of his life, Having to listen to Avril Lavigne's shity ass music if you could call it that one more fucking God damn time!
Some guy: man I really should have poked out both of my eardrums with hot pokers before attempting this! But I suppose it doesn't matter because I'm already dead inside from listening to this whore's music the 1st time I fucking heard it!
Despite the vocal abortion that was